knock Knock Jokes



Dirty Jokes : - Knock Knock Jokes maybe this is a new word for most of them but these jokes are literally Hilarious. If anyone is not tried these jokes then they really miss a part of Funny Jokes. As everyone has a different taste buds these jokes are might be boring for some people but for the other person they found them very amazing. It is also very popular with the name "call and response". These are very Funny jokes probably the best format of pun. These are the jokes like a role-play exercise in which one is a punster and other is a wit. On this page, you will find the best collection of knock knock jokes, funny knock knock jokes for kids which will amuse you.


Funny Knock knock Jokes

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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith me, my thweet preenth!
(Kiss me, my sweet prince)

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Atch!
Atch who?
I'm sorry I didn't know you had a cold!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me,
Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, friend..

Knock Knock Jokes For Friends

These jokes are mainly for the kids. As they are corny and goofy kids love them. Sometimes kids pick some Knock Knock Jokes on their own but they are senseless. Below you will go through the most hilarious and fully Knock Knock Jokes for Adults by reading which you can't control your laugh and you will like it. We are listing here some of the most bionic jokes.

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Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!

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Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

Kids like this kind of stuff more than the adult one as they find very funny matter in this. As seeing a kid laughing always gives the pleasure and they laugh at the things they find funny without any stress. Explore the world of such Knock Knock Jokes For Kids.

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.

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Hilarious Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes are slightly different from other types of Jokes as they have the sense of humour. With this Funny stuff, you can impress your friends or family members. So are you ready to roll? Then go through them.