Funny Jokes For Kids



Kids Jokes : - Kids life is a part of our life journey in which their sense of humour progresses and so does the Fun. Sometimes complicated funny stuff like puns and riddles read out in such a way that they look hilarious. Here we sum up some classic collection of kids jokes from kooky wordplay to knock knock which you can share with your friends, add into birthday parties. As kids are growing they like to hear jokes and they pick really bad ones which do not make any sense. We are presenting some jokes here which are really appreciated by parents. May be at first these jokes will not make you crazy but when your kids telling them 356 times you will laugh. These Kids Jokes Funny are just for Fun. So we give the latest funny jokes for kids on this page.


Kids Jokes Of The Day

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Mother: Why are you home from school early? Son: I was sent home because the boy who sits next to me was smoking. Mother: But if he was smoking,why were you sent home? Son: It was me who set him alight.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do it, and a priest to hear him confess and to give the old bulb last rites

Knock knock Who's there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn't know you could yodel

Girl: Why is your nose so swollen? Boy: I was smelling a brose. Girl: Silly! There’s no “b” in rose. Boy: There was in this one! – Brenda

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Will Will who? Will you let me in? It’s freezing out here!

A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail. He stands at the pavement, yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!" A little kid walks up to him happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!"

What is the strongest creature in the world? The snail. It carries its whole house on its back.

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, friend..

Clean Jokes For Kids

A laughter is a firework to boost up our soul. We compiled some best jokes for kids in English which will catch your child's attention. Jokes are the best for the kids as they remember them that is why they are good to some reasons for the child. Some jokes have moral values which help a child to stimulate their mind.

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Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I scream.
I scream who?
I scream tastes cool on a hot day.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!

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Kids Jokes In hindi

A kid span is small so these jokes must be of one line so that they can enjoy the Kids jokes which seek their attention. Usually, kids like the jokes which meets their interests like animal jokes, school jokes, sports jokes, holiday jokes and much more.

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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in !

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.

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Hilarious Kids Jokes

See if your kids are like I have mine, then they are in love with jokes literally. I mean they make some nonsense knock knock jokes or riddles on their own and learn up and you have to hear their jokes no matter how many times they are repeating their jokes. Every time they add some extra part to make you giggle. So let's enjoy the Kids Jokes with them which we have summed up for you guys.