Funny Status



Funny Status : - As there are millions of peeps all around the world who use whatsapp messenger. Many people change their status daily so they need Funny Status everyday. For them here we are giving some most unique and amazing ones which you can set. Have a look on the best collection of the most Funny Whatsapp Status here. World is seems to be a platform now where everyone is connected with the mobile phones ot the social media sites. On these social sites people like to post Funny Status on their timeline or on their whatsapp status. Some are very Funny Quotes which we set as a status on the social media sites where we get the like and comments of our friends. On our website you will find a large collection of such Status which you can put on the status bar and make people laugh by seeing that image.


Crazy Funny Status

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Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

Sarcasm helps keep people from understanding you're saying what you really think of them

I once prayed to God for a bike, but quickly found out He didn't work that way—so I stole a bike and prayed for His forgiveness.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

You can't be late until you show up.

I am living large and taking charge!

Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.

I have a fear of speed bump but I'm slowly getting over it.

Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.

I like my bed more than I like most people.

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Best Funny Status For Friends


I'm not concerned about my age, I don't feel a day over fabulous!

I wish I was a little kid so I could take a long nap, and when I wake up people would just be proud of me.

The weather is here, wish you were beautiful.

If you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?

Just asked my Grandma to explain how the hashtag on her landline works!

Sure you look hot. But how many people would you impress if the world were blind?

I can't believe drawing a black line across my eye lids makes me feel ten times prettier!

80% of socks are single, many of them alone and you don't see them being all dramatic about it!

Will someone please love Taylor Swift so she'll be quiet.

That moment when you have something amazing to say but you feel like you're being ignored.

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Funny Status For Whatsapp

Setting a Funny Status Images as an status will fill your inbox with the friends messages with all the smileys and laughters emoticons. Everyday there are so many new status come in the market which you can set as a status on the whatsapp or Facebook. Funny Status are available on our website or sometimes people create their own using their creativity. Some people post a status with Funny Wallpaper Status on their wall.

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That moment when someone says you look beautiful, but you're having a bad hair day, you've got bad breath and you're not feeling beautiful at all.

That moment when someone finds your secret stash of chocolate so you are forced to share some with them.

That moment when you see a grown man crying over spilt milk.

That moment when you're talking to yourself and you start laughing because you're just so freaking funny!

That moment when you receive a text that makes you smile when you're having a boring day in the office.

That moment when you're kissing someone on new years eve and fireworks really do go off.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay. So if you keep reading, you'll go broke.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.

Every rule has an exception, especially this one.

Funny Status In Hindi


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पहले मुझे लगता था कि मैं अच्छी हूँ , फिर मैंने अपने आप को zoom करके देखा , फिर मुझे पता लगा कि मई बेतिहाशा अच्छी हूँ 😉😉

छोटा सा सपना है मेरा कि तुम मुझे रोटी बनाने को ना कहो 😉😉

जिसको मुझ पर trust नहीं है…..उसकी मेरी जिंदगी में कोई जरूरत नहीं है

मासूमियत तो रग -रग में है मेरे बस ज़ुबान की ही बद्तमीज़ हूँ

जब हवाई जहाज के टायर की तरह दोनो पैर धीरे धीरे बाहर आने लगे तो …..समझ लेना एक्टिवा वाली लडकी ब्रेक लगाने वाली है

चाहे सारा जग रूठ जाए ….मुझे इसकी परवाह नहीं, बस एक मेरी माँ की बहू नहीं रुठनी चाहिये 😏 😏 😏

शादी उसी से करना जिसके लिए दिल ❤ राजी हो😌, वरना घर वाले तो कटरीना तक के लिए राजी नहीं होते 😂😂

वो मेरी जान और मैं उनकी जान, बाकी सब मेरे भाईजान 🙂 😂 😂 😌

आदमी कभी भी इतना झूठा नही होता …अगर औरते इतने सवाल न करती

कुत्तों को देशी घी और लङकियों को सच्चा प्यार कभी हज़म नही होता.

Funny Staus In Hindi For Whatsapp/FB

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अपने रूप पर इतना गुरूर ना कर सब दो दिन की मस्ती है, तेरा रूप भी तब तक सलामत है, जब तक Fair And Lovely सस्ती है.

आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है, मजनू चाहता है लैला को, लैला किसी और की दीवानी है

Twinkle Twinkle little star एक और Friend zone कर गई यार 😂😂

Dear Girls कितना भी Makeup 💄💅 कर लो, आजकल के बच्चे एक नजर में देखकर बता सकते है दीदी बोलना है या आंटी 😎😁😁

अगर दर्द भरे गाने 🎶 सुनकर भी आपको दर्द ना हो तो समझ लो आप दोबारा प्यार ❤करने के लिए तैयार हो चुके हो…😂😂😂😂

उसको पटना भी नहीं है और दिन भर फोन 📱से हटना भी नहीं है 😂😂

ये मोहब्बत नहीं, उसूल-ए-वफ़ा है ऐ दोस्त, हम जान तो दे देंगे जान का नंबर नहीं देंगे 😂😂

हम तन्हा ही चले थे ज़िन्दगी का दही जमाने। रास्ते में बुँदियाँ मिलती गईं और ज़िन्दगी का रायता बन गया 😂😂

अगर आप किसी से चैट करते वक्त 10% बैट्री🔋 वार्निंग को भी seriously नही लेते हो तो, समझो आप समुद्र के बीचोंबीच बर्बादी का झूला झूल रहे हो 😁 😁

Funny Status Quotes

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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. ~ Abba Eban

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. ~ Frank Zappa

Don't let your mind wander—it's too little to be let out alone.

Life's a bitch; if it were easy it'd be a slut.

Dear YouTube, I will always skip ads.

If you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?

If time is money, I am running out of time.

I'm half princess, half ninja, deal with it!

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I'm not superstitious but I am super!

If I'm sad, sometimes I'll sing to myself to try to cheer myself up, but my singing is so bad, usually I end up feeling worse.

I hate it when I put on 15kg for a role, and then I realise I'm not even an actor.

I'm into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope I fit into my jeans.

I'm almost perfect (When I heavily edit my selfies).

WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!

WARNING: You may not recognise me at all, until I apply my makeup.

I wish I could donate my body fat to those in need.

Funny Love Status (Girlfriend/Boyfriend)

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When your phone are 1% battery & anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

Fact: Ph on silent mode- 10 Missed call..Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% boys are having brain.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)

If nobody hates U, then you are doing something boring.

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Making me Happy doesn’t Require a lot of Effort, Actually yur Presence is Just Enough”

The definition of a beautiful girl is one who loves me :)

तेज बारिश मेँ खड़ा रहा मैँ,.बस एक शब्द सुनने को,वो कह दे.!!इधर आओ पागल भीग जाओगे.##

Only fools fall in love and I guess I'm one of them :)

I don't believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. LOLz

hum kitne badanasib hai,paass rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

Bus itni c zindagi chahiye mujhe jo tere sath guzar jaye.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

%मिले तो हजारो लोग थे, ज़िन्दगी में##पर वो सब से अलग थी, जो किस्मत में नहीं थी!

Funny Crazy Status In English For Love

We all love fun and make other person happy and as here you will find the most crazy and funny collection of Funny Status for love, Funny status in hindi, funny crazy status which you love to use on the social media sites so go through the status and enjoy reading them. They can bring the lost joy and fun in your life. As everyone likes to set their status in one or two lines which is enough to explain the meaning. So here we sort some of them according to your convenience. I hope you guys will like the Funny Status or Funny hindi status with Images which we gave sorted out for you guys.