Funny Shayari



Funny Shayari : - Shayari is very great forms of the Hindi poetry which expresses the feeling from the bottom of the heart in a rhythmic way. It is quite musical to the ears. It is the best to expel out the emotions. Shayaris are available on the internet for all the moment like breakup, love, impressing someone but the one Shayari which work in every scenario is Funny Shayari, Funny Hindi Shayari, Funny English Shayari, Comedy Shayari which makes us laugh.


Funny Hindi Shayari

Here we are giving you some handpicked collection of Latest Funny Shayaris which were made on the concept to make you laugh. If you want Funny Stuff in the form of Shayari than you are at the right place. As we will guarantee you that you will be going to find the best collection of it and the Shayari here are hilarious which makes you laugh loud.

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Usne mehandi lg rakhi thi, Humne uski doli utha rkhi thi,
Humko pata tha ki wo bewafa niklegi,
Isiliye humne uski behen v pta rkhi thi.

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela h,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela he ,
Mohabbat to duniya mein sab karte hai par
"main karu to log kehte he sala character dheela hai"....wink

Jubaan mein thi narmi…par zamane ke natak dekh, mujhe bhi agayi Garmi.

Zindgi K Lye Dil Ki Zrurat Hy
Dil K Lye Khushyou Ki Zrurat Hy
Khushyou K Lye Dost Ki Zrurat Hy
Or Achay Dost K Lye Maa Kasam
Sb Ko Meri Zrurat Hai.

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…

Itnay Dino Se Jalanay Nahi Aya
Jalti Hui Aag Ko Bujhanay Nahi Aya
Kehta Tha Saath Jeyenge Saath Marenge,
Ab Rooth Gai Hoon To
Ullu Ka Patha Mananay Bhi Nahi Aya

Tumhari Zindagi Mein Kabhi Koi Gam Na Ho.
Tumahri Ankho Mein Ashu Ke Nam Na Ho,
Tumko Roj Mile Naye Naye Girl Friend,
Jiski Umar 80 Se Kam Na Ho... :

Laila ke shaddi me lafda ho gaya …
Majnu itna naccha ki langda ho gaya…

Lakh Koshish Karu Bhulane Ki,
Magar 1 Baat Reh Reh Kar Sathati Hai.
Teri Grl Frnd Rakhti Kai Karva Choth,
Or Har Baar Umar Meri Kyu Badh Jati Hai.

Shraab dard ki dawa hai
Peene se koi khraabi nahi
Dil ke dard se peete hain
Waise hum Shraabi nahi…

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Funny Shayari For Friends


Funny Shayari on Friendship is one of the ways which can make fun with the friends or of the friend. It has a base of laughter which shows the inside pain. These Funny Shayari also helpful in love life to maintain the charm in the relation. Here we have a collection of Funny Shayaris for Girlfriend and funny Shayari for boyfriend which you use to express some hidden truths. These Shayari are the worth laughing as they have the contents related with the Bf, Wife, Gf and Husband.

Jidhar Dekho Ishq K Bimar Baithe H, Hazaron Mar Gaye Lakhon Taiyar Baithe H, Barbad Hote Hain Ladkiyon K Piche, Aur Kehte Hai Ki Berojgar Baithe H.

Kisi Shayar Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Lamba Safar Hai, Kisi Aashiq Ne Kaha Zindagi Ek Mushkil Paheli Hai, Arre Dosto Zindagi Ka Arth Toh Sirf Voh Bata Sakta Hai, Jiski Shaadi Ke Baad Bhi Koi Saheli Hai!!!

Galib Bank lutne gaya aur ak shayeri farmaya. takdir mai hai jo wahi milega…. takdir mai hai jo wahi milega….. Hands-up bhootni waalo koe apni jagah se nahi hilega.

Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote…… Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote….. Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote….. Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saath hote !!!

Auto driver ki seat ke piche Bahut mast lines likhi thi couples k liye- Bharat ki Sanskriti me sab kuch bikta hai Izzat se baithe Aaine me sab kuch dikhta hai.

Mohabbat karna koi zulm nahi, Agar ki jaye usool se, Khuda ko bhi muhabbat thi, Apne rasoul se Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaya Hum thy chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaye….

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Funny Shayari For Facebook

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ISHQ me DAULAT saari na LUTA dena** Mummy papa k ARMAAN khaak me na mila dena ** Ghar se mile h paise SABZI k liye BETA ** Bazar ja kr girlfrnd ka Rchrge na kra dena :

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi, Ki Bahaar Aane Se Pahle Fiza Aa Gayi, OR Phool Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayi..!!😜

Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai, Jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!! 😛

Baagon Me Phool Khilte Rahenge, Raat Me Deepak Jalte Rahenge, Khudaa Aapko Saari Khushiyaan De, Baaki Takleef To Hum Dete Rahenge..!!

Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me, Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu… 😛

Pucha Mujh Se Chand Sitaron Ne, Tujhe Bhula Diya Tere Jigari Yaaron Ne, Maine Muskurate Huye Kaha, Bhul To Nahi Sakte Kamine, Bas Lage Honge Kisi Ko Patane Me..!!

अपनी इंडिया में सरकार हो या शादी, सबको एक साल में खुश खबरी चाहिए..। 😛

Tajmahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan Ka Pota, Tajmahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola Shahjahan Ka Pota, Aaj Humara Bhi Bank Balance Hota, Agar DADA Humara AashiQ Na Hota..!!

पगली प्यार दिखाएगी तो प्यार पाएगी एट्टीटुड दिखाएगी तो थप्पड खाएगी.. 😛

Funny Shayari In Hindi


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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rhee..
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee..
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa..
Aur aik raat phir yeh genius bina padhe so gaya.

Jalte Hue Deepo Ki Tarah Jagmagate Rahna,
Humari Dua He Sada Muskrate Rahna,
Kitni Bhi Chappalen Pade Tumhe Mere Bhai,
Zindagi Bhar Aap Ladkiya Patate Rahna…!!😜

हसरत ए दीदार के लिये
उसकी गली मे मोबाईल की दुकान खोली ……
मत पूछो अब हालात ए बेबसी ऐ गालिब,
रोज़ एक नया शख्स उनके नम्बर पे रीचार्ज़ करवानें आता है …..

Arz Kiya Hai,
Ankho Me Nami Thi,
Or Vitamin Ki Kami Thi..
Wah! Wah!
Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki Woh
Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi…!!😜

aaj wo date par boht hans rahi thi,
Ussk jany k baad pata chala k meri zip khuli thi

Aankho Se Aansuo Ki Judayi Kar Do,
Dil Se Ghamo Ki Vidayi Kar Do,
Agar Dil Na Lagey Kahin To,
Aa Jaao Mere Ghar Ki SAFAAI Kar Do…!!😜

Na Jaane Kab Koi Tara Tut Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Humare Saath Bhi Hans Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Tut Jaaye…!!😜

Comedy Shayari In Hindi For Whatsapp/FB

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Usi Din Se Whatsapp Se Nafrat Ho Gayi Ghalib,
Jab Baal Katwane Ke Liye Admin Ne Chanda Maang Liya.

Ab to dunyiya walon pe bilkul bharosa nahi karna ”Faraz”
Ek bewafa humko China ka Bakra keh kar Kutta Baich gaya.

Julfo me fulo ko saja kar aayi hai,
chehre se dupatta utha kar aayi hai,
kisi ne pucha ki kitni khubsurat lag rahi hai,
Hamne kaha sawad aaj naha kar aayi hai!

Dil Mein Koi Gham Nahi Baaton Mein Koi Dam Nahi,
Yeh Grup Hai Nawabon Ka Yehan Koi Kisi Se Kam Nahi.

Nakhre aap ke toba-toba,
gajab aapka style hai,
message to aap kabhi karte nahi,
bas halla macha rakha hai ki..
hamare pass bhi mobile hai!!

Un se keh do woh mujhe Pagal na kahein,
Ammi kehti hein jo kehta hai wo khud hi hota hai

Kis Kis Ka Naam Lein Apni Barbadi Mein,
Bahut Log Aaye The Duayein Dene Shaadi Mein.

Manzil unhi ko milti hai,
jinke hoslo me jaan hoti hai,
aur band bhatti me bhi daaru unhi ko milti hai..
jinki bhatti me pehchaan hoi hai.

WO MILA TO KEHTA THA K “PILOT ” BNOON GA
ZINDAGI KI RANJISHOON NAY USAY JAHAaz BNA DIA

Kuchh Aise Haadse Bhi Hote Hain Zindgi Mein Dost,
Hajaar Ka Note Rakhne Wale Sau Rupaye Mangte Hain.

Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki roth jane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek SMS to kar de Zalim,
Paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..

Thori He Dair K liye To Chaarpai Pe Lety Thy,
Kisi Ullu K Pathay Ne Janaza Parha Diya!

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Dosti Buri Ho Toh Use Hone Mat Do,
Agar Ho Gayi Toh Use Khone Mat Do,
Aur Agar Dost Ho Sabse Pyara Toh,
Use Chain Ki Neend Sone Mat Do.

प्यार एक झटके में हो जाता है पर उसे..
पूरा करने के लिए बहुत सारे झटके लगाने पड़ते हैं। 😉

Woh Mila Toh Kahta Tha Ke Pilot Banunga Faraz,
Halat Aisi Hai Ki Makkhi Bhi Udayi Nahi Jati.

अपने दिल में रहने दो ना मुझे,
कसम से बाहर बहुत गर्मी है..!! 😜

Mera Dost Mujhse Yeh Kah Kar Dur Chala Gaya Faraz,
Ke Dosti Dur Ki Achhi Roti Tandoor Ki Achhi.

कितना ही जानलेवा फिगर क्यों न हो तेरा.. पर सुन पगली,
ईतना मत ईतरा हमारी तारीफ के बीना सब अधूरा है।

Masoom Muhabbat ka
Bas itna fasana hai.
Ammi Ghar se Nikalny Nahi Deeti
AUR mujhy DATE pe jana hai

इस गर्मी की वजह से हालात ऐसे हो गये हैं कि ..
आजकल तजुरबा लिखा हुआ भी पड़ने में तरबूजा ही आता है। 🍉

Sahi Deemag Ke Liye Santre Ka Juice,
Aachi Sehat Ke Liye Aanaar Ka Juice,
Aankho Ke Liye Gaajar Ka Juice,
Khush Rahene Ke Liye Message Kar Kanjush.

प्यार की गहराई का पता तब चलता है,
जब बिस्तर पर लड़की पूछ ले.. पूरा चला गया क्या? 😜

Dil ka dard todne vale kya jane,
Pyar ke riwazo ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni taklif ladki patane me,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka bap kya jane.

दुनिया के सारे झूठ एक तरफ,
ऊपर-ऊपर से करूँगा वाला झूठ एक तरफ। 😜

Funny Love Shayari (Girlfriend/Boyfriend)

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Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein,
Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,
Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi.

Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho, Khushi kabhi kam naho, Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de, Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho......

In ankhon se sapne churaya na karo, Hamari dosti ko aajmaya na karo, Tumhara sms per 100 call kar doon. Bus tum phone uthaya na karo.

Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye, Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye, Hamne unki yaad mein khat itne likhe ki, Ki Wo khato ko bechkar hi ameer ho gaye.

Mere sapne me aai ek sundar Pari WAH WAH Mere sapne me aai ek sundar pari Aur boli Question No. 1 is compulsary....

Aapki bato pe dil haru WAH! WAH! Aapki surat pe jan waru WAH! WAH! Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru!

Aansu aa jate hain rone se pehle tut jate hain sapne sone se pehle kya hai ENGINEERING ab pata chala kash koi rok leta admission lene se pehle..!

RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona padega RIN nhi h GHADI se KAPDA dhona pdega ACP SAYS ABIJIT DAYAA nhi h aaj tumhe hi darwaja todna padega....

SUPERMAN Per Sher Arz Kiya He.. Ye Man Bahut Hi Super He.. Wah Wah Ye Man Bahut Hi Super He.. Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pent K Uper He....

DIL Ki Dharkanen RUK C Gai Hain SAANSE Meri THAM C Gai Hay Pucha DIL K Doctor Se HUMNE Pata Chala Is DIL Me AAPKI YAADEN SARDI Ki Wajah Se JAM C Gai Hain.....

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Mohabbat ke kharchon ki badi lambi kahani hai,
Kabhi film dikhani hai toh kabhi shopping karani hai,
Master roj kehta hai kahan hai fees ke paise,
Usey samjhaun mai kaise ki mujhe chori patani hai.

Mangi thi dua maine rab se, dena kuch aisa jo alag ho sab se, rab ne mila diya humko apse aur kaha bas yahi cartoon different hai sab se.....

Tohfe Mai Gulaab Lekar Mat Aana,
Kabar Par Chirag Lekar Mat Aana,
Bahut Pyaase Hai Barson Se Hum, Ae Doston,
Jab Aana Sharaab Ki Ek Bottle Aur
Do Glass Le Kar Aana.

Sms ka len den chalta rahega, dosti ka silsila badalta hi rahega, aap delete karte reh jaoge par, aapka mobile mere sms se bharta chala jaiga.....

O Meri Jaan
Banaras Ke Paan
Dosti Ki Aan
Pyar Ki Shan
Hathi Ke Kaan
Mere Butter Naan
Maan Ya Na Maan
But I Really
Miss You Meri Jaan.

Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo, De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo, Pyar kro uski saheli k samne itna ki Uski saheli b aa k kahe JANU muje b pata lo.....

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana,
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko,
Mumkin nahi kish-mish ka fir se angur ho jana.

Funny Shayari In English For Whatsapp

Here we are not only giving you the Shayari of bf, gf and all but also of the Funny Shayaris on friendship. It will be great to phase the sentences in your own words if you are good at writing or you can select one from the best Funny Shayari. So don't waste your time and use these Funny Shayaris in impressing someone. Or you can post these love Shayaris on the Whatsapp status or on the Facebook wall or simply you can send to individuals.
I hope the collection of the Funny Shayaris in Hindi will give you the full enjoyment.