Dirty Jokes



Dirty Jokes : - Dirty Jokes have various other names like Dirty Adults Jokes or Sexy Jokes, Adult Jokes, Non Veg Jokes In Hindi. As we all know that there are some jokes which are not made for kids there are only for adults and keeping this thing in mind we listed these jokes as adult jokes so that only adults can go through them. And these jokes are very funny it is hard to control your laughter as the content is so funny and crazy. These jokes shared between the friends is a common way and they love to laugh with each other. Here you will find the best collection of such Dirty Jokes For Adults.


Best Dirty Jokes

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A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job still sucks.

Q: What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?
A: A tearjerker.

Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
A: Beat it. We’re closed.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
A: One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

Q: Why are Penises the lightest things in the world?
A: Even thoughts can raise them.

Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.

Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Dirty Jokes For Friends

If you are looking for a dirty joke to make you and your friends laugh? Then you are at a right website as here we compiled the funniest jokes on sex that you ever read, so go through them and share with your friends without hesitation.

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What do you call a dumb brunette? A dirty blonde.

Teacher: can anyone name three Kings that brought happiness and peace to earth? Student: drin-king, smo-king, and fuc-king!

The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck.
*condom walks in laughing*

I don't think it's possible for me to become a sniper. Not by a long shot.

Teacher: Jimmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Jimmy: A lumberjack.
Teacher: Why?
Jimmy: So I can whack my wood all day long.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

Girl: Daddy, how are babies made?
Dad: Daddy plants a seed in mommy's tummy.
Girl: Does she swallow the seed?
Dad: Only if she wants new shoes.

If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.

Best way to answer the phone:
"Jack's whore house, you got the doe we got the hoe, how may I help you?"

How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Dirty Adults jokes, SMS Messages

Adult jokes are the best in teasing the friends. Adult SMS Messages are the best among the naughty people. These messages have a double meaning in the few starting words but in the last, they have innocent messages. Read the jokes below and send them to your naughty friends.

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Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

Instead of "who's your daddy" I accidentally said "how's your daddy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing her dad's cholesterol.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

Non Veg Jokes

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You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.

When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper "You did this."

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

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Dirty Jokes/Non Veg Jokes In Hindi English

From here you can pick up some non-veg jokes and share with your friends as jokes are loved by everyone when they read. These jokes make people laugh loud. We all laughter is good for the health. So here is the best collection which will boost your mood. So do not waste your time and start sharing it with your friends. Quick!

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