Corny Jokes



Corny Jokes : - People may call it an old fashioned but Corny Jokes are enough to make a person laugh. So keep this in mind we pick up some best Corny Jokes For kids as they find it funnier than the people of upper age. As they do not have any adult content thus making it comfortable for the old one, young people as well as the kids. Reading these Jokes feel free to Rofl. These jokes are really Good! yeah, they will make anyone laugh on their awful cheesiness. Many people do not know what are Corny Jokes For Friends but we can bet as soon as you read them you will forward them to your friend's group, or a family group or member. May be they did not found any laughter in your joke but at your bad joke, they will stare at you that how bad joke you can crack and of course it's funny just to see their reaction.


Corny Jokes

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Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed

Q: Why is there a gate around cemetaries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A: Because he felt crummy

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? A: Don’t look! I’m about to change.

Q: Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish

Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button? A: You're under a vest!

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta

Best Corny Jokes For Liners

Corny Jokes For Liners are not only for kids they are also for cracked by Father's as they are too great in telling a poor Joke. You will have the best one here of the Corny jokes as we gathered it all for you. If anyone wants to crack a bad joke there is no better option than a Corny Jokes as they have the terrible puns but instead of this some punchlines really works to make a person laugh.

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Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!

Q: Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
A: Because it’s a little meteor

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? A: You look flushed

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: He never lands!

Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries? A: Because people are dying to get in!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed!

Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? A: Because he was a little shellfish

Q: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
A: Look grandpa, no hands!

Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying? A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.

Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
A: The Space bar!

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash!

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Corny Jokes For Kids

People have a misconception in their mind that Corny Jokes are only for kids but this is not true as jokes are not related with any age group no considering Adult Jokes. These jokes are too poor that people will feel embarrassed. For funny groaners, we collected some best jokes here.

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How does a squid go into battle? Well armed.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.

How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.

Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.

What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod.

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Hilarious Corny Jokes

Everyone appreciates a good joke and those which are shared with the people and make they laugh are truly amazing. Some jokes which are cracked without any preparations make its contribution to creating a little haha-hehe. So here below we listed some of the best jokes and we hope that you will use them to ruin your friends day.